Kate Nash - Made Of Bricks - Birds

All the stars in the sky and the leaves in the trees, all broken bits that make you trip up and grassy bits inbetween all the matter in the world, is how much i like you.

The Trouble With Twins Pt 2

Yet another night not in my bed and a very upset wife but tonight the mother inlaw is coming and she isn't leaving until the, now named, devil children are in bed, the mother inlaw is all knowing and all powerful, she will tame them :)

The Trouble With Twins

The trouble with twins is that if one doesn’t sleep, the other doesn’t either especially when they are in the same room, so we split them up, my wife and I have to take in turns on the couch not getting much sleep from the ticking clock, so as you can imagine it is driving my wife up the wall and in turn turning me into a grumpy man at work and at home, please help!!!

Cold Callers Nightmare

My dad sent me this earlier today, it left me and half the people in my office in stitches.

The GREATEST Prank Phone Call Ever - You're Guaranteed to Laugh

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On The Late Shift

I work from 1pm to 9pm when I am on late shift, like today, which is quite cool because I am the only one in my department, I can get on with my work, listen to music and generally get on with stuff at my own pace as well as surf the web without anyone looking over my shoulders.

Christmas Wars

December the 1st and war has began to get all the Christmas presents in time but this year I’m all done already so I can sit back and watch normal, nice people get very angry that the toy they promised their little child is out of stock from every retail store and there is one left on eBay for twice what it costs in shops, he he he.

Man Flu

Talking about man flu, I found this great vid on youtube that sums up the pain us men have to go though every time we catch it.

A Good Nights Sleep

I went to bed early last night and got 10 hours full sleep which ment that I woke up this morning full of energy, that got me thinking and I wonder how I would feel after 24 hours sleep but I doubt that will ever happen unless I have really bad man flu.

My Life As A Hero

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I watched the new episode of Heroes today, I was thinking what power I would like and I thought that being able to do anything that was on TV would be cool because you could watch Heroes and then copy everyone on it, the full heroes package thank you very much.

Monday Pressure

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Most Mondays, at work, I need to get a process from point A to Point B so that the guy on the late shift can get it to point C, everything went wrong today but by the end of the day, point B was achieved with style.

My £1500 Couch

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The only way I can stop my 20 month old twin girls jumping all over my new, very comfortable leather couch, is to sit on the uncomfortable floor while they jump all over me instead :) .

The Fat Suit Won't Come Off

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I looked in the mirror today and I couldn’t believe what I have done to my body, I need to stop eating all the wrong food.